May 2013
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Ty Olson was just on The L Word!!!!!!
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anapproximatereality:
edpconnected:
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Smelling your face was never in the roommate agreement.
It was. You just didn’t read the fine print. I mean, honestly, it should have gone without saying.
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cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
translucentginger:
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
i tried to explain to my friend that captain jack is a fixed point and no matter how much the universe tries to shake him off he will always be there but she didn’t understand until i showed her this gif
Whovians are beautiful people who do beautiful things
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just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
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Reblog if today is not your birthday.
spoken-not-written:
themockingjayd12:
Merry Unbirthday, to you all!
Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation
gatzzby:
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#book you threw across the room the hardest
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I’m worried that my face smells like tampons. The smell of the soap I bought today reminds me of scented tampons. My scent memory takes me back to when I was younger and first working myself up to using tampons and sitting in the bathroom all nervous and reading the card to make sure I wasn’t somehow going to make a terrible mistake. I remember the smell of the box of tampons...
castielsboy:
szerelemszerelem:
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friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
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Dear Yahoo,
I think I can tentatively ship you with Tumblr as long as you don’t fill my Dash with ads. Please don’t betray my trust, Yahoo.
Sincerely,
EDPconnected
kindlyhonest:
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
i like your grandpa
sweettasteofbitter:
megnesiums:
The fact that at one point Mycroft was standing in an office printing numerous sexual pictures of Irene Adler never fails to amuse me.
Raise your hand if you think SPN needs to bring...
joinuspriest:
ohanameansfandom:
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
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bagwin:
cloysterbell:
thecheekbonesandthechin:
thegirlwhocriedfoxface:
cloysterbell:
I really want a Wii game where you’re fighting Cybermen or Daleks from the Doctor’s point of view so the Sonic is your wiimote and you have to pilot the TARDIS with the nunchuck and yeah, I’d buy that.
why doesnt this exist already
Some asshole would make the last level a fight against the Weeping...
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Yahoo buys Tumblr in $1.1 billion deal →
justwantogethere:
Internet giant buys site favored by bloggers, paying $1.1 billion in cash for Tumblr
Yahoo announced a $1.1 billion deal for blogging site Tumblr early Monday, and said it “promises not to screw it up.
Today at work...
Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me: Certainly. And your name is?
Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: Yes.
Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.
tears-pain-and-gay:
coolman229:
Oh my gosh
I just realized
David TENnant
He played the TENth Doctor.
Matt SmELEVENith
He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.
It took me a very long time to realise Matt Smith doesn’t have the word eleven in it
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
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I suggest mutiny if Yahoo wants to put ads on Tumblr.
adamflayman:
my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along
